Bitch, please.

 if i had to choose between being locked in a room with a spider or being locked in a room with a serial murderer, i’d choose the murderer.

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I just asked my sister to help me pick a new url and she says, “hm. how about ‘pastywhite’.”

ben—bruce:

can i go back to being 13 when all i cared about was the academy is… please ok thank you

please.

do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you arent around to witness it

not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like

people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes

thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them

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omg norman. is it really necessary to tweet hi to every fucking country. you totes just filled up my inbox. 

it’s okay, tho. i love you.

freecocaine:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

Forever reblog. 

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